@Hiraelle@witches.town nice! this reminds me of a short piece I read in "Astronomy" magazine a _long_ time ago and was tickled to find had been put online! I think it's slightly wrong (5 solar masses is a bit light for what happens) but it's a funny story: "The Main-Sequence Blues".

http://ircamera.as.arizona.edu/NatSci102/NatSci102/images/extmainseq.htm