Bear Ravenson @BearRavenson@computerfairi.es

@pammystarr ooh, what all can you grow up there? I've been wondering.

@Savanni I certainly didn't mind.

@amieravenson@home.social Not the new L Word??

@pammystarr Feels like a race between you and the runaway train birdsite.

Somerville, Pentiment, and Norco have all come out on Game Pass within a week, and I'm sitting here playing through Cyberpunk 2077 again like some fuckin' gonk.

Also, man, the mantis blades are so broken.

@Teryl_Pacieco Look, it's Desert Bus, it only happens once a year!

Like the groundhog, we know it's getting to be winter when Minerva Fortuna spends 80% of her time in the coldest room of the house, sitting with her face a quarter inch from the radiator. #cat #catsofmastodon #mastocats #catstodon? #isthatanything?

I need game designers to get over the...what is the opposite of Plot Armor? The dramatic moments where an NPC is mortally wounded because Plot Reasons.

Like, oh no, my bestie wants me to go on without them.

Bro, I literally have 37 medkits on me right now. Do you have any idea how many times I've been shot, stabbed, bitten, frozen, burned, poisoned, corrupted, and lazered on the walk here??? If you're still conscious, just eat these 11 cheese wheels, rub some dirt on it, and let's boogie!

Oh god I have one #Audible credit. That's all. Just one. I just need to spend one Audible credit, and I can cancel it. I can have that $15 a month back. I have 27 things on my Wish List. Literally all I need to do is buy one. Doesn't matter which. Just click on one, and click on the big yellow "buy" button. It'll take 5 seconds. Except it's for some reason, the hardest decision I could ever possibly face. Why am I like this? #adhdgang #indecision

I've been using this for days, and haven't posted a single #cat pic, what am I even doing?
Mastodon, meet Osiris Dirtbike, and Guillermo.

I keep thinking I'm over Marvel movies, and then they keep doing shit like Wakanda Forever.

@amieravenson@home.social I did write some this morning actually. Just an almost sex scene though, nothing good.

@amieravenson@home.social At least you're writing. Better than me.

@skepticsbookoflists For me, the best Mike Myers movie.

@pammystarr @amieravenson@home.social lol that is talking her language, for sure. I'm not quite as into living miles and miles away from people. But I grew up in the woods, with deer and foxes wandering around in my yard every day. I kinda miss that. And not playing "gunshot or fireworks" every night. And snow. And wood stoves.

Sometimes you just need to spend half a week maying a 17-page catalog for what will amount to a 15-minute "magic auction" bit in your family #DnD game.

I guess I should do one of these #introduction things.

Hi, I'm Bear.

I'm a cat dad, a plant dad, a #queer #leftist, a #voiceactor, a serial hobbyist, #TTRPG fan, a music nerd, a Rock Band microphone hog, and ordained #SubGenius, with #ADHD.
I'm extremely slowly writing a queer #vampire #romance story that will probably see the light of day (night?) someday (somenight?). #Baltimore native, living in #Atlanta, looking at moving to #Vermont.

We use hashtags here, right?

Hey, fediverse.
What do you have for #queer #cyberpunk book recommendations?