Bear Ravenson @BearRavenson@computerfairi.es

If I was *hypothetically* considering starting #eldenring what obtuse #fromsoftware "don't kill the 72nd skeleton in The Isthmus of Discomfort, he's actually the most powerful being in the game and just wants a friend" ass bullshit I should know going in?

@NekoArc And thank you for your service

I'm not mad about MTG and whoever else going off at the #SoTU address. I kinda wish our #politics were more of a spectator sport like in some other countries. If you're not ready to get heated and push a motherfucker over a table over some budget cuts that will make life worse for your constituents, why did we hire you?

My Facebook got hacked. FB KNOWS it was hacked. THEYtold ME it was hacked, and walked me through changing the password and undoing all the changes.

Still gonna lock down my account for a while for posting ISIS pics and CP though, apparently.

@epilonious I haven't heard that one, and now I'm afraid to go find it.

Sometimes you just need to wake up with the theme song from "Dr. Goldfoot & The Bikini Machine" stuck in your head, I guess.

I need some artists to come out and say they were influenced by #Chumbawamba in the next couple hours, if I'm gonna finish this #MusicLeague round.

Happy Steam Store Age-Gate Page Birthday, everyone!

See, all these #Backrooms games imply that people were there before you, but they never actually show anyone.
I want a 30 years later Backrooms RPG, that's full of all the people that have already fallen in, formed small societies, selling maps scrawled on torn pieces of wallpaper and weapons made out of furniture, farming mushrooms out of the carpet with water from a sprinkler someone set off that never stops running.

This is Osiris Dirtbike. He's not very bright, but ever since I tested positive for #covid he hasn't left me alone. Bless his sweet, worried little orange heart. #cat #catsofmastodon

@root I have buttons to switch between 3 different mouse sensitivities, and I get mad whenever it changes from 3200 DPI.

I kind of a little bit ripped a capacitor out of my #Zune when I was taking it apart. BUT I've managed to get it working enough to pull the old music off of it.

Now I just need to deal with the fact that I don't have enough room on my hard drive for this sync that's currently running....