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Happy holidays

Especially to the LGBTQIA people who have to endure homophobic church sermons

Especially to the Trans people who have to be misgendered by their families

Especially to the queer people who were disowned and and are now homeless

Especially to the indigenous who forcibly had their land ripped away from them

Especially to those brave enough to cross an imaginary line, who's Homeland was destroyed for pennies to the stock market.

Especially to those who's lineage were ripped from their homes, to be sold and denied their humanity.

We're are all victims of the ongoing genocide from the White Christian Colonizers

May we seek Justice for their crimes

Big rumblings in the expansion of the #Fediverse have been happening recently.

#Tumblr has already promised to implement #ActivityPub (the protocol Mastodon uses), which will mean you can follow Tumblr accounts from here and vice versa. And today we a learning that #Flickr is also considering it!

This will be a massive expansion, which obviously carries some uncertainties, but I, for one, welcome our new federation partners.

This is the way the internet is supposed to work.

YouTube, religion, drum and bass 

14 years since Baptazia - Super Sunday - IC3 / DJ Clipz & DJ Die was uploaded to YouTube, still no one has been able to create anything better on the platform.

youtu.be/5_JmXCNPs6Y

Food 

Me: Want a pop-tart?
@amieravenson@home.social : Sure!
....
Me: *hands Amie a finished pop tart*
Amie: Thanks. *gasp* you put butter on it?!
Me: ....yeah? Did y'all not do the butter too?
Amie: I've only ever eaten them cold.

I tried to introduce the readers of my Toronto Sun column to the Church of the SubGenius back in 1997. Was I successful? Probably not. How to describe the average Toronto Sun reader in the 1990s? Mostly male. Likes 20-year-old tits, hockey, beer, most of his furniture is rent to own, and wonders how to finance a new car stereo.

I felt like a kind of a Netizen version of Dwight Yoakam. If he could introduce country music to punk rockers, I could introduce people who maintain subway cars to the early days of the Internet, Usenet, the Church of the Subgenius, and Doctress Neutopia.

#torontosun #subgenius #HailEris #Neutopia #Neutopianism
#MonsterTruckNeutopianism

The Ravensons are always attracting cats. While many say it’s because the wife is a witch, it’s really Joe. He is known as the Cat Father. Even those he protests and complaints, all cats come to him. Even ghosts cats purr for him. #hookland #HooklandGuide

Spoilers for Smile and Barbarian. 

So I guess the directors looked at Resident Evil Village and said "y'all like 9 foot tall mommies, huh?"

It is time to ban surveillance-based advertising. There is no reason companies should have the right to profile their users.

vivaldi.com/blog/letter-ban-su

Somerville, Pentiment, and Norco have all come out on Game Pass within a week, and I'm sitting here playing through Cyberpunk 2077 again like some fuckin' gonk.

Also, man, the mantis blades are so broken.

I have no mouth and I must scream. You have no mouth and you must scream. We all have no mouth and we all must scream for ice cream.

Like the groundhog, we know it's getting to be winter when Minerva Fortuna spends 80% of her time in the coldest room of the house, sitting with her face a quarter inch from the radiator. ? ?

I need game designers to get over the...what is the opposite of Plot Armor? The dramatic moments where an NPC is mortally wounded because Plot Reasons.

Like, oh no, my bestie wants me to go on without them.

Bro, I literally have 37 medkits on me right now. Do you have any idea how many times I've been shot, stabbed, bitten, frozen, burned, poisoned, corrupted, and lazered on the walk here??? If you're still conscious, just eat these 11 cheese wheels, rub some dirt on it, and let's boogie!

Oh god I have one credit. That's all. Just one. I just need to spend one Audible credit, and I can cancel it. I can have that $15 a month back. I have 27 things on my Wish List. Literally all I need to do is buy one. Doesn't matter which. Just click on one, and click on the big yellow "buy" button. It'll take 5 seconds. Except it's for some reason, the hardest decision I could ever possibly face. Why am I like this?

I've been using this for days, and haven't posted a single pic, what am I even doing?
Mastodon, meet Osiris Dirtbike, and Guillermo.

I keep thinking I'm over Marvel movies, and then they keep doing shit like Wakanda Forever.

Sometimes you just need to spend half a week maying a 17-page catalog for what will amount to a 15-minute "magic auction" bit in your family game.

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