Really been happy with the folks I’ve stumbled into around here. I have a bad habit of sorta self isolating at times, so having a place like this has been incredibly beneficial to me

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 06:52

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 06:52

Nov 25, 2018, 06:52

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

@behold3r need more of them :0

**Chel** · Nov 25, 2018, 06:48

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Nov 25, 2018, 06:48

Nov 25, 2018, 06:48

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

i was a social engineer for a group of hackers during a period of my life where i was trying too hard

i gave up The Life when i messed up and the vice president of an early vrml (3d stuff) startup flew out bc he thought i was a potential investor

he showed up at the house, bc i gave them my address (oops). my mom was really surprised when a rich white guy in a suit showed up that day.

"uh. no. my child is not an investor. i think you'd better sit down."

i got to keep the free software tho

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 06:38

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 06:38

Nov 25, 2018, 06:38

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

@VyrCossont@queer.af maybe I should try a sip

**Chel** · Nov 25, 2018, 05:35

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Nov 25, 2018, 05:35

Nov 25, 2018, 05:35

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

lewd, hot take

shower sex is actually pretty terrible, the water dries everything out (this prob seems counterintuitive but trust me, it feels like it), you eventually get all wrinkly from too much moisture, and it's really awkward to maneuver in a shower for two people

we used to live next to a straight couple that had loud, angry shower sex after arguing. no wonder they were always so angry. i mean really.

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 06:26

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 06:26

Nov 25, 2018, 06:26

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

@VyrCossont@queer.af you have wonderful taste

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 05:59

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 05:59

Nov 25, 2018, 05:59

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

selfie, eye c, hrt

@behold3r 💖

**Chel** · Nov 25, 2018, 05:31

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Nov 25, 2018, 05:31

Nov 25, 2018, 05:31

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

lewd

me (conversational): i like it when you rub my butt

@Chel (wildly): *throws phone across room and scrambles to my ass*

me: rabbits are all silly

Chel: *is now way too distracted*

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 05:20

**Chel** @Chel@computerfairi.es · Nov 25, 2018, 05:20

Nov 25, 2018, 05:20

Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

@VyrCossont@queer.af ahhh spiro

necessary. but irritating

**Chel** · Nov 25, 2018, 02:53

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Nov 25, 2018, 02:53

Nov 25, 2018, 02:53

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

being married to a white girl is sometimes instructive to us both.

she gets to learn more about history and culture. i get to be slack jawed as i stumble into bizarrely white spaces. we both get to run out of these spaces screaming.

i get to hear "omg, i never noticed that stuff before, omg".

im not even mad. i just need food and a drink. a strong drink.

**Chel** · Nov 25, 2018, 02:41

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**Scarly Crow** @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink · Nov 25, 2018, 02:41

Nov 25, 2018, 02:41

Scarly Crow @Scarly@soc.scarly.pink

when im at a concert, listening to loud and vulgar cultural appropriation, and then observe that there isn't a single black person in a band. then they start to poorly mimic r&b style.

okay. okay. that's enough.

im leaving.