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as for why we have a Burger King mask, well, that’s a long story :blobeyes:

Shoutout to my partner @Scarly who just came at me from around a corner in our apartment wearing a Burger King mask

I think I just lost like five years off my life

luv u bby :blobfearful:

where can I take lessons on being clever and relatable on the internet? :blobthinkingeyes:

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i know when i'm driving too far south from seattle when i'm getting people angrily honking at me for failure to go out of my way to yield to white guys

btw, i will never yield

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Made fried chicken for the first time today and it turned out wonderfully :blobmelt:

I haven’t really done much frying before, so it was... educational ^^

Despite my best efforts, giving Centurylink my money has proven impossible at the current moment. >_<

Welp. Guess I don’t need a proper connection :V

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hey everyone Im Riley, I like snakes, trans socio-anarchy, being gay and here for hugs tbh

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Gonna be attempting fried chicken for the first time tomorrow! Got my meat soaking in a buttermilk and spice brine.

It will, hopefully, be a good day

Started watching Stranger Things with @Scarly

We're only a couple episodes in and holy crap there are so many things going on in this show that just make me anxious as hell, lol. Seems decent so far though? :blobthinking:

I'm so damn scatterbrained that I almost put a pan of food in the fridge instead of the preheated oven 😖

The safeway pharmacy website is purpose built to cause me pain.

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Today's dinner is teriyaki marinated chicken breasts cooked sous vide and finished on a cast iron skillet

(that I need to take better care of x_x)

Turned out... pretty well for being a really lazy meal

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Q: Is it possible to have a Disney Princess fetish and still be anti-capitalist
A: buddy, it's the most anti-capitalist thing there is

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A family can be two platonic friends and a hair baby and that's it 👏

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The only remotely productive thing I've done today is eat a sandwich. Am I winning at life yet? :blobnomouth:

One hot bath later, and I'm finally up and halfway awake :blobsleepless:

We'll see if it holds.

Wanted: Friendly queer folks for midcore Maplestory 2 guild on NA West: maple.pink/

Responsibilities include:
• Punching assorted enemies alongside compatriots
• Being a decent human being
• Clicking the 'check in' button

Prospective recruits can expect in-game encouragement, assistance, cute compatriots, and chill environment free of Typical Gamer nonsense.

Thank you for your interest. 💖

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