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not intended to be lewd per se, but could be taken as lewd-adjacent? 

honestly I’m kind of a sponge when it comes to touch

it’s something I never, ever, can have too much of 😅😅😅

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So I say I'm afraid of going down the history and then I do and see something about @Chel putting bbq sauce on bbq chips.

sob

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someone please save me, @Chel is putting bbq sauce on bbq chips, and i can't even understand

Chel: "we have here a bbq chip... but it is lacking in bbq."

Don't mind me, just swapping out my pinned toot 👀

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Hi, my name is Chel! I'm a scatterbrained bunny, here in an attempt at being sociable and maybe even making a friend or two.

If you're interested in reading a bit more about me and my interests, feel free to take a peek here: chel.magentamonster.com/

Also, feel free to poke me and say hello! I don't bite~

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Venezuelan political atmosphere 

I haven't had a place to rant about this that wasn't a chat platform so, here goes.

The few times I go on Twitter recently and find comments by fellow Venezuelans who have left or want to leave, I almost always see scathing criticism of left-wing politics, and in particular socialism and communism. Usually the same arguments I see made by right-wingers from the first world online, blah blah not letting lazy people leech off their hard work blah[to be continued]

I swear that I'm a good and proper Adult, and that I never buy lunchables on occasion for the sake of nostalgia for something that I was always asking for as a kid and never actually got 😅

apartment cleaning is ✅DONE✅

now with that unfortunate business out of the way, it's to spend the rest of the weekend being completely and utterly unproductive in every conceivable way :blobmelt:

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#Introduction

Hi everyone!

I'm Azrélia, a French trans woman and a huge nerd in science and space related stuff 🚀

I draw sometimes and I showcase some of my art on @Anzeliane

Nice to meet you all! ✨

this morning is dedicated to apartment cleaning

a sometimes arduous but incredibly necessary task

pray for me

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Oh yeah. Hi! I'm Froyo, as of this post 20 years young! I'm Venezuelan, very much mixed, pansexual/panromantic and some kind of as of yet undetermined non-binary (I'm comfortable with all pronouns so dun worry about that :3)

I spend my time shitposting on Discord chats, playing video games, with my cats and other nerd shit. I love coffee. I'm also currently studying petroleum engineering but I want to switch to environmental engineering :0 Many interests, little energy.

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name: Scarly Crow

profession: being subtly offputting on social networks.

claims to fame: there was this one time on deviantart. wait, no. wrong thing. not talking about that.

little known fact: is an angry, tall enby.

i should have written this as my work profile

I'm a fairly boring person, but I try to (over) compensate for this by running around and both flailing and tooting out replies nearly nonstop

please forgive me

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Mild meta politics 

When a random from a free speech instance ends up in your mentions

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uspol, death, racial profiling 

ah gw bush. may he rest in hell.

i remember when i was trying to drive home from school and ended up in the rich, white area of houston where he had a house

there was a lemonade stand and i was thirsty. so, i pulled over. the kid took one look, dropped his pitcher on the ground and ran, screaming. i'm srs.

i barely had time to say "wow" before the cops showed up to escort me all the way back to the freeway

ppl that live in places like that are shit. that is all.

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Just trying this out 👀

And yes this is a generic message but we can't all be creative :v

so apparently my Steam account will officially be a teenager next November :blobsleepless:

You know a board game is going to be intimidating when just putting it back in the box is a chore.

"I think we're going to enjoy Mastodon, it's sort of like Divinity: Original Sin 2" - @Scarly , after mixing up 'Gloomhaven' for 'Mastodon', while talking rather distractedly while using Masto, with Gloomhaven on the mind.

She is adorable and I love her. :blobheart:

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!