Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

me (12 hours after hitting my head): evrythng is fin, concusions do knot affect meeee

me (36 hours after hitting my head): all i want is for someone to do somethn about the ringing in my ears and the lojack attached to my brajn

im thankful to @Chel for keeping me from doing unhealthy things during this time

a toothy grin at midnight is all i really need in a partner

*meows loudly and incessantly outside Capcom HQ, holding sign reading "Mega Man Legends 3 when"*

*lesbian sounds*

fyi to my international friends - there are more folks in america than the white americans you see screaming out their "American clout (tm)"

this place was built on the backs and blood of my ancestors, so trust me, id know

maybe disclaim with "white americans" when you're throwing shade?

lol @Chel and I both forgot our wedding anniversary - three years

so far so good

that gloomy gay girl standing at the corner with the leather jacket. that's me. and i probably have a concussion

fyi if I draw your sona it means I'm gay for you

at 1 am, I decided sleep is not that important and drew a smol @Chel instead 🐇✨

lesbian mood rn I wanna snug a cute girl and fall asleep in her arms

@Chel Capitalism!

*shakes fist at Starbucks*

@Chel

new foods are a wonderful side benefit of cross-cultural marriages. a fairly one sided cultural exchange took place here, though

chel's family gifted my family with strange pink stuff. we gifted chel with glorious sweet potato pies.

i mean really

@Chel : started playing Birthday Massacre on extremely low volume

me: uh, i have concerns about my concussion, the ringing in my ear seems to be musical now!!!

wandering through the fediverse in a haze, being like... what is a kznk? is it cute? why is it everywhere suddenly?

$ python motivation.py
Traceback (most recent call last): File "motivation.py", line 3, in <module>
indata = open(inputfile).read()
FileNotFoundError: No such file or directory: Chelseamotivation.txt