Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

my cell phone battery inching down to nothingness is probably life’s way of trying to tell me to get out of bed

sex just isn’t the same without at least two bad jokes

good morning everyone 💖

Ahope y’all slept better than I did✨

now time to collapse in bed 😴

@Scarly told me that I should share more of my mspaint doodles. I'm a bit dubious on this, since they tend to just be incredibly nonsensical silliness, but eh 🤷

don't ask me what this was supposed to be, or how it came about, since it was very much just adding lines as I went until I got to the end and figured I might as well do a quick bit of coloring and minimal clean up >_>

ah caffeine, the only thing that propels this burned out husk of a body forward

i seem to exist

blarg. want a cat but current apartment is incredibly ill suited for it

as the blankets consume me, the time for sleep approaches closer and closer.

but first, it’s time to mindlessly scroll around the timeline on my phone, spying on the lives of those potentially less boring than myself 👀

my hiccups are weapons of mass destruction tbh

Presented without comment or context, from the Scarlychel household

“I am two lesbians.” - @Scarly

getting out of bed is difficult

the dinosaurs upstairs are more active than normal tonight. the stomping is unusually potent and repetitive, and the voices are louder. angrier.

some of the sounds are stranger than normal. I dare not guess as to their origin

send help.

I don't really know wtf I'm doing, all I know is that perspective and anatomy stuff is weird and scary 🤷

the most important part of cleaning is picking appropriate background music

now that I have that out of the way, it's time to get a-scrubbin'