Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

fyi - I'm not actually there for white anarchists

when we're talking about the wholesale destruction of state and somehow racial injustice and the prison industrial complex is not front and center then i get concerned

historically speaking, white people have a really shit track record with keeping a racial lens while they're burning shit down.

nothing personal, but I don't trust y'all to not put yourselves back on top in the "new order"

with the best of intentions, im sure

the oven clock is set one hour ahead... i just realized this but it's too late, I've already rushed to bed

daylight savings time strikes again

at some point @Chel and i will no longer have the same avatar

i feel like our current situation mistakenly implies a frightening lack of self identity

in reality, i just didn't want to recycle avatars from the last fandom i was in, didn't want some random anime girl because bad connotations, and was too cheap up until recently to commission anything

the end result.. i wonder how many casual observers have gotten us both confused with the other and what the impact on everyone's sanity has been

i can react to the Rocky theme song within just two notes from a random position within the song

i need help, i was conditioned when i was young and i blame my father for this (and many other things, tbh)

i turned into a furry before i realized it and before i had any clue what a furry actually was

the journey was something like:

old tv shows that i can't even name at this point -> dinosaur obsession -> satam sonic -> brief stint as an artist -> unnamed fandom -> non-human 'sonas -> i am a crow -> wait, there's this furry thing -> i am a furry crow

wait... did i do this right?

i pick all of my rpg classes and races based solely on asethetics and i really don't care who judges me for this

@Chel and i are thinking about making the financially sketchy decision to shell out for gloomhaven

i mean... we could play for months.... without even having time to do anything else, probs

lesbians are the true cryptids

it took me about 25 or so years to find one

that was a good day

the concept of frenemies is just one of those concepts that i struggle to understand

is a frenemy a friend that's an enemy - kinda like some kind of distorted rival?

or is a frenemy an enemy that's a friend - kinda like some kind of ex or somethn?

or is a frenemy a pizza salad?

this is what straight couples look like to me

i was a social engineer for a group of hackers during a period of my life where i was trying too hard

i gave up The Life when i messed up and the vice president of an early vrml (3d stuff) startup flew out bc he thought i was a potential investor

he showed up at the house, bc i gave them my address (oops). my mom was really surprised when a rich white guy in a suit showed up that day.

"uh. no. my child is not an investor. i think you'd better sit down."

i got to keep the free software tho

shower sex is actually pretty terrible, the water dries everything out (this prob seems counterintuitive but trust me, it feels like it), you eventually get all wrinkly from too much moisture, and it's really awkward to maneuver in a shower for two people

we used to live next to a straight couple that had loud, angry shower sex after arguing. no wonder they were always so angry. i mean really.

me (conversational): i like it when you rub my butt

@Chel (wildly): *throws phone across room and scrambles to my ass*

me: rabbits are all silly

Chel: *is now way too distracted*

being married to a white girl is sometimes instructive to us both.

she gets to learn more about history and culture. i get to be slack jawed as i stumble into bizarrely white spaces. we both get to run out of these spaces screaming.

i get to hear "omg, i never noticed that stuff before, omg".

im not even mad. i just need food and a drink. a strong drink.

when im at a concert, listening to loud and vulgar cultural appropriation, and then observe that there isn't a single black person in a band. then they start to poorly mimic r&b style.

okay. okay. that's enough.

im leaving.