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𝐶𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑐𝑡 60 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒.

I don't even recall how this happened, or when, but it resulted in having a backup spiro stock which is nice?

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lesbian mood rn I wanna snug a cute girl and fall asleep in her arms

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new foods are a wonderful side benefit of cross-cultural marriages. a fairly one sided cultural exchange took place here, though

chel's family gifted my family with strange pink stuff. we gifted chel with glorious sweet potato pies.

i mean really

I have discovered the joys of sweet potato pie, courtesy of @Scarly and her sister :blobmelt:

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@Chel : started playing Birthday Massacre on extremely low volume

me: uh, i have concerns about my concussion, the ringing in my ear seems to be musical now!!!

Dear Seattle,

Stop being being expensive. Seriously. Wtf?

Thank you,
Chel :bun:

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wandering through the fediverse in a haze, being like... what is a kznk? is it cute? why is it everywhere suddenly?

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$ python motivation.py
Traceback (most recent call last): File "motivation.py", line 3, in <module>
indata = open(inputfile).read()
FileNotFoundError: No such file or directory: Chelseamotivation.txt

"If I had my way, I'd eat on a futon. I'd use my computer on a futon. I'd exist on a futon. [...] Futon science. Futon sorcery. Futon love. [...] We live in a futon world. You just haven't woken up and smelled the futons yet.... wait...what are you typing?!" - @Scarly on the phone with me during her lunch break.

"I'm not ashamed of futons"

this holiday season I would like to give thanks for coffee, the one thing on this planet that enables me to remain half-way functional

thank you, coffee ☕

good morning to all of my friends, associates, acquaintances, secret admirers, complete strangers, and everything in-between. I hope the day is treating you at least half-way reasonably decently okay-ish :paw_fx90_thumbs_up:

currently, my world is grogginess

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i just finished watching a bunch of really white stuff

i had two observations -

a - white people are, as a general collective, pretty strange in ways that are complex and difficult to communicate

b - white humor/memes/music are often appropriated from other cultures to an incredible degree

c - it's amazing how much low level racism infests entertainment created by supposedly 'woke' people

that's three but wow

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feeling too lazy to do lineart rn so here's a rough wip of some formal wear i'm designing for Poetry~

#mastoart #dnd #art #sketch

following a desperate physical struggle with an unnamed crow, I find myself out of bed. :psyduck:

so my partner, @Scarly just lept out of bed, ran through the apartment, jumped up and yelled “I AM OVERLOADED IN SPOONS” while cackling madly

good morninggg

bed is comfy. how get up?

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dear ppl that run the internet why is .bunny still not a domain name option, what are u afraid of

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:drake_dislike: man the harpoons
:drake_like: woman the harpoons
:drake_like: nonbinary the harpoons

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there is a bunny and a crow being gay on my timeline and i'm all here for it

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