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Dude in transformation comic: Oh no I am a girl, I do not want to be a girl! Oh dear evil witch lady I am sorry I disrespect wamen please change me back!

Me: Why do none of the girls I know offer to do this to me?

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My dad threatened to have me committed so I am now homeless and would like to beg for a place to stay for a day or two. I'm being serious. I'm in northern germany.

what do you think smw hacks would be like if the game had more development time

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Me: *-10 HP*

"is it ethical to use ad blocking software" yes. next question

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reverse monkey's paw where it gives you what you actually want instead of what you asked for, so when you're like "i think it'd be cool to grow my hair out, dudes with long hair are cool, i'm a dude" it just cuts to the chase and gives you HRT

Lots of un-CW’d politics going on.

Please be considerate of others. I know there is a lot going on that needs attention, but people need to have their own wellbeing considered as well. Otherwise we’re just harming the same people we’re trying to protect.

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