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you know how some girls are, when you can be on your first date and you're vibing and it's all cute cute fuss fuss, so you reach over the table to boop her nose and wipe a little smudge of pastry cream off, and outta nowhere her eyes go blank and she's all "π™Ώπšπ™Ύπš…π™Έπš‚π™Έπ™Ύπ™½π™°π™» 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙳 π™°πš„πšƒπ™·π™Ύπšπ™Έπšƒπšˆ πšπ™΄π™²π™Ύπ™Άπ™½π™Έπš‰π™΄π™³. πšπ™΄πš‚πš„πšπšπ™΄π™²πšƒπ™Έπ™Ύπ™½ π™Ώπšπ™Ύπšƒπ™Ύπ™²π™Ύπ™» 𝙴𝙽𝙢𝙰𝙢𝙴𝙳. π™²π™Ύπ™½πšƒπ™°π™²πšƒπ™Έπ™½π™Ά π™±πš„πšπ™Έπ™΄π™³/π™Έπ™Όπ™Όπ™΄πšπš‚π™΄π™³ πšπ™΄π™Όπ™Ύπšƒπ™΄ π™°πš‚πš‚π™΄πšƒπš‚ ⣟"

no you don't. neither do i. and definitely the UN doesn't need to know either.

A friend sent me this meme and I've never felt so attacked in my life

Yeah, I’m part of the LGBT community.

Lesbians
Girls who are
Bisexual
Trans

People talking about strong female characters when they mean iron-willed women, but I’m just over here wanting women who can snap me like a twig

when I say I'm a cat person, I mean it rather literally

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