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hot take from 1999 if your USB-to-legacy-port adapter isn’t translucent bondi blue and white/silver you have failed; bondi blue *is* the colour of USB

(before Discord)

"Man, I hate how IRC isn't extremely bloated and doesn't spy on me"

no context, overused gaming meme 

i used to be a monarch like you until i took a guillotine to the neck

If you do any programming, you've heard of local and global variables. Get ready for regional variables, a possible feature for the upcoming Kittyscript (working title) language!

You probably never heard of them before, because I invented them yesterday, so what do you think a regional variable is?

(boosts welcome, even if you're not familiar with programming!)

omg this is the most adorable optical drive design i've ever seen in a laptop

and since it's a relatively small selection, the colors aren't even grouped together

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weirdest thing i've seen today: colors listed in descending order of hex code

If you think espeon cute, you are absolutely correct

The knight and the dragon fought.
"Hold!" the princess called. "Why do you fight?"
They looked ashamed, and the princess spotted two trampled bouquets.
"Were those for me?"
The knight and the dragon nodded.
"Girls," the princess said, smiling at them, "what if I date you both?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

i remember when 512mb of RAM was totally workable, and when every machine had a CD-ROM drive. some still had floppy drives too!!

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