claire, lesbnyans~ 💜⚸ @DarkWitchClaire@computerfairi.es

wait i just described being a furry

queer replacement for the zodiac that has more signs that are cooler and you get to pick which one fits you and it doesn’t pretend to be mystical OR pseudoscience

2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

"mom can we get imac g3"

"no we have computer at home"

computer:

oh right im super pretty (selfie, ec, boost to spread my visage to the eyes of swooning gay girls everywhere)

tfw you see the horrifying overworld

Reminder: cats can have little a salami, not a little salami

g g girls .. . pr . .. etty.. .

​ = trans

trans wife trans life

girls who can rest their chins on your head

y'all have been troopers for dealing w my sadposts today, now we return to your regularly scheduled #mascmonday selfies and hoo boy is a baseball cap a thing of beauty (selfies, no ec, boosts! boosts! boosts!)

“Is Samus A Lesbian” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of gay agreement,

real #introduction:

hi, i'm Vyr. i'm trans, i'm lesbian, i do things to computers, but more importantly, i write porn, which is probably the most interesting thing about me from a Fediverse perspective. all stories on my site, https://princess.team/, are individually CWed. here are the highlights:

the Mel canon is a bunch of short, fluffy, and sometimes sexy fics about Mel, a disaster succubus whose hunting ground is the software industry, because she didn't fit in anywhere else. note that Mel 5 is less fluffy, more explicit, and more genderfeely than the others.

https://princess.team/tags/mel/

the Serpentine canon is explicit as hell, hypnokinky, and contains quite a few feels. it's about a subby human thrall designated Theta, and her snake-like demon domme, Cora of Clan Serpentine, and how their relationship begins to evolve both within and outside that dynamic. i'm really proud of it, and also owe a great deal of credit to @hierarchon for inspiration and advice. note that it's written in second-person, and Theta is the viewpoint character.

https://princess.team/tags/serpentine/

finally, if you're looking for something bite-size, there are a few unconnected shorts, mostly robokink, all not particularly serious, under the fluff tag:

https://princess.team/tags/fluff/

share and enjoy! 🖤