JeMa @JeMa@computerfairi.es

I 👏 WASN'T 👏 BORN 👏 WITH 👏 SHOES 👏

swing by the post office on my way back from the grocery store? no problem
manage chronic mental illness with sleep, diet, and exercise? okay Karen, I’ll do that next time I’m literally made out of rocket fuel

*leans in to whisper* mobert rueller isn't going to save anyone

centrist: be glad you don't have the KGB disappearing you! like the soviets did!! This is FREEDOM
also centrists: hey if you got nothing to hide why should you care about security cameras and the government reading your emails? Honestly i don't care if the government is spying on me

centrists: you leftists calling for communism. Be grateful we don't have the Stasi watching your every move

leftist A: Hey comrade i forget is it the NSA, FBI, CIA, or ICE who gets pinged if i say "communism" in a text message

leftist B: that's the CIA. the FBI gets pinged if you say "black power", the NSA gets pinged if you say "Chelsea Manning" and ICE gets pinged if you say "Bodega"

Leftist A: ohhh ok thank you thank you

boost to honor this now-famous image (cw: gun)