Literally nobody is willing to tell me that the response I got that gave me a goddamned anxiety attack was maybe a little harsh and that I should not have experienced it so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
okay, message received

grumbling 

"Well you had it coming you completely ignorant idiot" is a pretty fuckin' bad response to someone who's actually a completely ignorant idiot

Krishonk boosted

Ex youtubers -- where are they now? 

I don't know. Dead? Who cares.

This was an official, too, apparently, so I set off some severe warnings in some important eyes with my ridiculous 90's kid reference. I'm legitimately concerned. Not joking or lying here. What do I not know about this place?

What happened here that I'm not aware of? Is this a regular occurrence, or was I just making the wrong joke at the wrong time in the wrong place with the wrong technique?

So I'm kind of annoyed now that I think about what happened: I made an account, posted a Goodburger reference, and got told immediately that I need to watch my shit with dangerous words like "dude"
Like I get where you're coming from but there was more than one way you could've handled that and going "FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN ON THE GROUND" was not it.

real shit for my people: why are death grips mashups so good, even the ones that start with Charles Manson talking about how work is bullshit

tongue twisters are titty tike troubles, ***REAL JOJOS*** do TIME TWISTERS

Wil Guvern Men 4 Fud - Diogenes the Literal Dog

reminder, you're a dude, I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

WE HAVE ONE RULE IN THIS HOUSE YOUNG MAN
YOU COOKED IT, YOU EAT IT

I MEAN UNLESS IT'S REAL NAST THEN JUST THROW IT AWAY AND PUT MORE OF WHATEVER IT WAS ON THE LIST

"Don't do what you're told" is the most powerful command that could ever be issued

More Of Enough
macro march is real
lyfuckingwithmyhead

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