me: "Hey, it's my birthd--"
People I know this year but never any year before: "um actually that's bad opsec, you shouldn't actually celebrate this thing that's important to you in case a website you signed up for thinks that nobody else could possibly know it ://"
me: "oh, o-okay. it kinda feels like 2020 just took something else of value away from me, but I guess that makes sense. =_="
@Maddyflen I mean, a birthday's just an arbitrary day where I go "yay me!" and other people go "yay for being you!". Why stop at 2? XD