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I'm the disposer, I turn interpersonal conflict into social currency (it's a song)

twitter, callout 

in spite of whatever crimes someone done I just don't wanna play the role of disposer

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twitter, callout 

someone I don't know at all is being put through the callout wringer on twitter rn so I'm just gonna sit here

fake bravado 

what can I say, I'm an enby magnet

I love that amanda jette knox is incredibly a facebook mom but she's also a cis lesbian who's a big trans advocate

if you ship me n my gf does that make you a Lepper shipper

:uwu:, selfie, eye contact, distorted face 

@kerplunk@snouts.online the real uwu is in yr heart

is there a midi controller that doesn't feel like you're mashing yr fingers on a jagged lego

#nationalcomingoutday, way less serious 

Tired of sitting at HOME this National Coming Out Day? Well COME ON OUT to Guitar Center for our annual #ComingOut WEEKEND SALE! Amplifiers so cheap, you won’t BREAK THE BANK when you BLOW YOUR FAMILY’S DICKS AWAY shrieking “I’M FUCKING QUEER” at them through a hissing stack of Marshalls! First hundred shoppers get a free bottle opener keychain!

where is the kid that says "YOU CRUSHED IT" in pokemon sun/moon

transphobia, genital mention 

I hate having to be the one to tell my mom not to watch this movie on netflix w a girl cutting off her dick w scissors

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