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When I go to a burger king: I want a meal with a short squirt and a looooooong chicken

garfield: a tale of two kitties is not canon because i won't believe (NOT even for A SECOND) that garfield 1) knows how to cook lasagne and 2) is able to teach it to others

Budi boosted

*to the tune of My Sharona* m-m-m-my fursona

riverdale is so good i am losing my mind. every episode has at least 3 real dumb plot twists and nobody talks like a normal person

How cool was it when it was 1899 and then it turned to 1900 like whaaaaat

I have the need for sleep. I shall not rest until I get some rest. Who's bed, I'm bed.

It's a "second frozen vegan burger of the week" kinda night

It's very cool to work on a 9000-word paper on a Friday night. Highly recommended 5* experience

I walk a lonely road
Lonely lonely lone, ly road road road
I walk this empty street
Street street street street street, street empty street
*short interlude*
I walk alone, I walk alone

I have definitely looked this up multiple times in the past, maybe even this year, but once again I have completely forgotten who Rob Zombie is.

Weird dream 

I woke up from my sleep several times last night. Mostly woke up, checked the time, went back to sleep. At 3am I clearly felt someone tap me in the shoulder from behind me (in my bed), and told me to thank my friend for waking me up. I wasn't sure who could have entered my room in the first place, but I turned around and no one was there... It wasn't really scary, but still kinda creepy.

titanic modern remake where jack doesn't draw but is really good at making miis on his nintendo switch

Me on my name: yeah it's pretty common, like the "Bob" of Indonesia
Google on my name: surely it refers a famous baby orangutan

I've been having dreams all week, some nightmares. Last night, I had a cool scifi/cyberpunk dream with cyborgs fighting on a rain-slicked highway. I prefer a nice and quiet sleep, but this isn't so bad sometimes.

I love getting smashed... brothersed. Tonight, I am getting smashed...... brothersd ultimateded

what if we put 64GB class 10 micro sd cards inside kinder surprises. what if we put them in creme eggs.

i'm single and i dont mingle πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‘πŸ€™πŸ’―πŸ”₯

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