Modern Man @ModernManJimHuttz@computerfairi.es

My holiday briefcase is bedazzled with molars

The clown outside the window playing with worms is playing with your mind, damnit

The black mould on my ceiling is a security feature.

All teeth that touch the floor of my fine establishment belong to me and the rats.

I can't blow cigar smoke into anyone's faces in lockdown. Upsetting.