Modern Man @ModernManJimHuttz@computerfairi.es

@scanlime Sounds like everything is on fire

@DarkWitchClaire Is the life gained from a single wife negated through divorce?

Quirky packaged content distributed to an entire neighbourhood full of empty housed delivering quirky packages to other empty houses.

Back at it again with that ____________

Trying Greenlandic word-search puzzles while waiting for the angels of death to drop.

Having trouble parking stolen Fischer-Price vehicle. Other cars keep bumping it off the disabled spot.

Din-ner? Dinn-er? D-inner? Di-nne-r?

I pulled my wagon up to the wrong horse. This is a sick, sick horse. That's a bad horse right there. I cannot store him in the atomic shelter.

Fine, Satan. I'll do it. #hashtag

(Slaps bunker walls) "Perhaps this is working too well"

I just hi-jacked some twerp's fischer-price car. Can't catch me now, liberals.

Digby? Digby?!

Visited Pauline at the Congo recently.

(Throws pans against metal bunker wall)
(hears silence above the surface realm)
"Nice."

I will run through the supermarket, crushing all objects and lifeforms with my stylish, 12 inch cat-hide boots.

The worst part about going to sleep is worrying if the Furby Queen is going to caress your neck.

I am imagining myself bravely fighting off a man in a detergent costume from the comfort of my own all-natural sludge pit.

Ironically all the worst germs live in the Brillo factory

My next great plan: replace all the soap in the Brillo boxes with cigars.

Furbies are a security risk.