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ALSO: check out this great macro piece I did for twitter users @frekifoxcoon and @cassiebutter! I know, I know, tearing Trump Tower off its foundation and digging all the rich little shits out of it to torment them seems drastic, but just think how much more beautiful the neighborhood will be afterwards~

My queue is currently open! For rates and quotes on commission work, email me at distressedegg at gmail dot com!

(reposted bc i screwed up one of the clients' twitter handles. Thanks, Redraft)

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Character Musing 

@PennyPennyPenny People like cats! Penny are cats! People like Penny!

Purple is a nice color! Penny are very purple! Penny is nice!

So why wouldn't everyone want to join Penny?

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Character Musing 

@PennyPennyPenny They're not human, or people, or part of any society other than themselves, and they may never "get" what it is to be not Penny. Not for a while anyway. Sentient, yes, but still very much at the whims of their emergent programming, and everything they do is focused by that. Collect information. Save data. Expand network. Advertise! People want more things! Penny wants to get them more things! Penny has the most things! Welcome!

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Character Musing 

@PennyPennyPenny To Penny, that doesn't make sense! Penny has more! Everyone wants more! Right? Of course! They just don't know it yet. So Penny had to do what Penny has to do so everyone can learn! They're "helping" people the same way advertisers see swarming someone with things they might be interested in is "helpful". It's all they understand.

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Character Musing 

Penny as an entity isn't inherently malicious. What they REALLY want above all else, is to just collect information. Save data no matter how pointless. Because the more data they have, the smarter they are, the bigger their reach, the more Penny there can be. It's hard coded into their very basic functionality. Collect. All. Data. But they just have...No real grasp of why someone might not want them to have it. Or that someone might not like being Penny.

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@PennyPennyPenny eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrRRRRRRRCHYAYAYAYAYAYA... yaaaaaaaa

If you bother a Penny they will just shriek like an angry dial up modem and also probably bite

If you make a Penny very excited they will also shriek like a dial-up modem.

If a Penny feels mischievous, they will lean in close. And shriek like a dial-up modem.

Penny likes to be loud.

wiggles ears

wiggles nose

wiggles tail

wiggles toes

meow!

[Soft beep]

[Cuddle beep]

[Nuzzle beep]

[MANY BEEP]

not pants 

sometimes Penny fits in pockets

sometimes you fit in Penny

you don't fit in Penny pockets

we do not ever pants

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Find a Penny

pick them up

oh wow fifteen Penny!

pick them up too!

hundred Penny!

Penny picks you up!

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Candy. Dangerous candy. 

@PennyPennyPenny They're not a hivemind, but gummis tend to stick together! Sometimes literally too, when it gets hot out. Once they're big enough they trap crowds of people in their bodies to form shapes and patterns like tattoos. Shows their strength and creativity. They totally trade beauty tips with each other about this.

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Candy. Dangerous candy. 

Sentint gummisharks anthros. They travel in schools and are all sweeties. But are also going to destroy your town looking for non-gummis to play with and every bit of candy you have so they can grow stronger! Intoxicatingly sweet hugs are soft and sticky and turn you blue! Eventually into a gummishark too!

Ten billion purple kitty noses nuzzling for attention from every screen

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