i was watching a d&d campaign last night and one guy killed a water elemental then insisted that all the water that should've splashed him, his character was gonna catch it all in his mouth and drink it
the dm let him roll for it and he pulled it off flawlessly but was then reminded that it was actually nasty sewer-cave water
shit like this (and another incident later in the same campaign where a turtle monk caught an arrow point blank and used it to stab the guy who shot it) makes me really wanna get back into d&d