A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.
"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"
@PrinceFlamingo It would be remiss for me not to throw in the studio micro loft in the Pearl...
@feathersong dang this is on point tbh...
The Pearl district sucks tho
@PrinceFlamingo "Portland Gothic" >_>
(Oregon, I should specify)