A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

@PrinceFlamingo "Portland Gothic" >_>

(Oregon, I should specify)