The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

God dammit I just want a "push tooth through gum" button. I don't care how much it hurts. This little shit of a wisdom tooth has been ever so slowly pushing the gums near my molars around for MONTHS. I just want it to stop

@mint@elekk.xyz This post may singlehandedly convince me to pick up the game again

Witch Tips #33: No seriously there was a coven I saw on a forum that claimed only Irish people could perform real witchcraft— specifically, you had to be ethnically Irish, be born in Ireland, and live in Ireland for the grand majority of your life. If you somehow managed to fail these requirements (/s) then you could still join, given that you acknowledge that your witchcraft will always be inferior to "real Irish witches."

It was really fuckin weird.

Witch Tips #32: If somebody peddles their method as "the only REAL way to practice witchcraft" they should be avoided at all costs

Witch Tips #31: If you think somebody may be a witch, and you're worried about asking them about it, don't be. Assuming you're not being an overbearing asshole about it, most of us won't mind

Witch Tips #30: You don't need to spend money on an athame if you're not feeling it. In fact, it may work better to use a simple stand-in that you're familiar with.

My wisdom teeth hurt

Witch Tips #29: Do not hesitate.

Witch Tips #28: Nightmares can be gentle, if you nurture them

Witch Tips #27: If you are a witch, you too can decipher whether I'm speaking from personal experience or writing microfiction :)

Witch Tips #26: Liminal spaces can be exited by using the standard method that you've set up in advance.

You did set up the method in advance, right?

Witch Tips #25: You keep seeing something from the corner of your eye. It's a bit haunting, but you are well aware that it means you no harm. One day you catch it in full view, and

You keep seeing something from the corner of your eye.

Witch Tips #24: There is nothing actually special about four in the morning. You're just tired.

Witch Tips #23: Coincidences are only coincidences until you prove them otherwise.

Witch Tips #22: Start a microbrewery.

Kiss your friends. Their lips are soft and they will get all cute and flustered.

Witch Tips #21: If you can't make your own ancestral nature deity, store bought is fine

May have just acquired/become a friend with benefits...