I seriously need to go to bed, but this is fucking wild.
watch my account explode in real time /5
Emojis are back. So that, too, was but a trick of the eye....
watch my account explode in real time /4
According to local timeline, only three other accounts have posted from computerfairi.es in the past 24 hours. It is as though I am watching the entire instance crumble, and like the protagonist of some Lovecraft-inspired Black Mirror episode, I can no longer tell what part of the fediverse is real and what is but a fleeting illusion
watch my account explode in real time /3
I was going to add an emoji to that last post, but that's now also not working properly lkjsdklfjdflkjf
watch my account explode in real time
Okay, so now every user appears to only follow and be followed by me
okay but in all seriousness my account has become almost completely dysfunctional, what do I do
"Stop boosting the post and help me!"
I cry out, but it is futile. Nobody is coming to save me. The monitor glass is only getting thicker, the outside world more hazy. Even more notifications are disappearing. My federated timeline is bugged. Soon I will be doomed forever, a pale imitation of myself
I'm probably gonna instance pivot in the morning to see if I can un-bork my account, but holy shit I am too tired to deal with this right now
1) I notice weird stuff going on with not being able to see some people's accounts
2) some accounts now just redirect into the sun (the default mastodon sign up page)
3) mentions for these accounts are now gone from my notifications, as though they never existed in the first place
It's 2 in the morning and I feel like I'm watching the matrix get rewritten
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