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@mavica my wife has informed me that I'm a switch but I'm such a brat that she physically cannot dom me :blobcatoh:

You wanna flirt, huh? Wanna make me all flustered and cute and shit? Try it. Yeah that's right, push me down on that bed babe, you won't. Pin my arms a little bit. I dare you to tenderly kiss my lips while you straddle me. Y-you ain't got nothin on me

Is there a witch power scale or smth? I don't know any other witches so it's hard to gauge whether I've made any progress in the past year

@mavica I see. I'm 6'1'' and take great joy in snuggling my much smaller friends

extremely flirtatious, whoops 

@mavica local pack of wolf girls takes you back to their den while you play dead, but they realize that you're a robo-squirrel and can't eat you

The whole pack is like :blobthinking: :blobthinkingsmirk:

@mavica wolf girls pick up mavi by the scruff of the neck like "ay check out this snack I found"

I don't think we're ever going to get away with a conclusive Kingdom Hearts ending

Would people still give me affection if I was goat? Would I be cute? The questions are infinite...

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Has anyone ever looked at a goat and gone "aww what an adorable flirtatious personality" nah bintch I've eaten your shoes and your towels are next

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