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Everyone knows about BIG dick energy, but have you ever seen someone and just been like, damn, CUTE dick energy

@monorail What if I just want to support my girl who is awful at baserunning

Okay so I play blaseball maybe once a week, I have no idea if 5000 coins is good or not

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blaseball 

This rough-and-tumble gal just netted me 5000 coins uwu

At least then it's leftists/liberals/centrists versus death cult, instead of... whatever the fuck is happening now

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eagerly awaiting the tipping point where half of the conservative party becomes liberals and the other half embrace the death cult

You're in Hole of the Containers.
A ruined onyx structure lays nearby and a pulsing eggshell light periodically illuminates the area.

"your breasts are large enough and heavy enough to have significant kinetic energy" — my wife

the foolish mosquito observes me in the dark and flies to my ear. does it desperately crave blood? does it believe me defenseless? does it think my ear is more valuable to me than its demise?

none of it matters. like the sudden snap of a branch, i feel a numb pain on my ear and the familiar feeling of a quarry vanquished. whether its defeat was due to senseless hunger, foolish arrogance, or a daring gambit is never revealed. a foe unknown, but unforgotten

Just realized that I'm going to have to tell my mom (who is a book reviewer, and loved my last story) that I'm writing a book about giant spider ladies now

@Duende@snouts.online Plastic bootleg brains that you plug in? Sounds fake but okay

Anyway I should really post this stuff on patreon because ~money~ but also that feels weird idk

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I don't know what to cw this as, spider lady book I guess? 

*writes a chapter where Anise falls asleep on Chris' big fluffy spider abdomen on accident*
Damn I suddenly feel like cuddling up in bed. No idea why

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