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I carry my wife on my shoulders. There is a crash as her head immediately destroys the ceiling

I'm just sort of watching korone streams this week, trying to learn japanese by sheer osmosis

going absolutely hog wild in the anprim discord. they can't ban me because that needs both authority and the use of technology. i am unstoppable, a god

My parents: no drugs, kiddo

Also my parents: *gets me addicted to caffeine*

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I now have a setup with somewhat consistent SSSSS-rank chao eggs, which means I can go absolutely ham with color/texture combinations

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What if I just vibed with the dehumanization I've felt for most of my life

"A verb walks into a bar, sees an attractive noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines."

languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/

Ah to be an enormous pastel fluffy thing with many small fluffy things to care for

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And then change back to my old profile picture a few hours later because I was afraid my parents would ask me about it

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I want to re-experience that one specific part of middle school where I could achieve gender euphoria by searching "neko girl" on google images and cropping some poor scene kid's anime waifu into a profile picture on facebook

Sorting by generation really shows how much progress gets made over time

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