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Do you like not paying for things? Do you hate having to play board games in the same room as your stinky friends? Come on over to the Legally Gray Board Game Clusterfuck Distribution Platform, where you too can pay a one-time fee in exchange for basically every popular board game ever created and then some

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Centrists be like "there's no difference between choosing the Imperials or the Stormcloaks"

Sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet and SSEEdit your mods to remove ITM records and prevent crashes

Dinguses: People need to PLAY games to MAKE games. All those SJW game designers are making bad games because they don't understand this.

"SJW" Game Designers:

The earth is made of honey. The void is made of honey. We are all made of honey and but it won't always be that way.

Oh hey, is on sale. What if I made a definitive guide to modding it? Would people be interested in that??

The further I get into adulthood the more I realize that my anxiety isn't some deep survival instinct that I need to be okay; ignoring those pangs of fear and distrust isn't going to endanger me, it's just going to make me feel better.

nsfw, deliberately flirtatious 

My breasts are large and squishable. Just ask my real life friends ;)

@witchfynder_finder I typo'd bard as bad but honestly "D&D horny bad" is still a perfectly reasonable statement that I stand behind

@witchfynder_finder I have a theory that the horny bad traces back to a combination of mediocre game design AND bad DM-ing. High-CHA characters are rewarded for solving all of their problems with CHA, and a DM who doesn't know how to say no is going to just roll with that

Basically, horny bard comes from bards who THINK they can seduce dragons, combined from DMs who don't realize they can STOP bards from seducing dragons.

I don't know why my body has decided to sweat constantly at all temperatures but this is just the life I live I guess haha

By the by, I run a minecraft server.

How tightly do I run the server, you ask? I've been having dreams about updating the server for multiple weeks now

Examples: Skyrim, Fallout 4, Life is Strange, Watch Dogs, The Walking Dead...

The sort of games where they added skin pores but the facial rig is still kinda janky, and some of the animations are mocapped so they look just a liiiittle too smooth compared to the stock animations? Now THAT is my jam

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Opinion: Crunchy, uncanny valley 3D rendering from the mid-2010s is the sequel to crunchy PSX graphics and does not get the attention it deserves as a deliberate art style

American city building game: so we’ve made some highways so you can get in and some squares and rectangles and squares

Outside of US city builder: what about a metropolis made purely of squirrely walkways and weird footpaths and places for animals

American city building game:

no

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