The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

I hate to pull a "kids these days" but have we really reached the point in games criticism where "camera on right stick, beat-em-up gameplay" is considered wonky and poorly implemented?

Like no seriously I sat down and played for like 3 hours and the worst offense was the camera moving a little bit too fast sometimes. What's the deal?

Ah, I see you're fighting Sayu on hard difficulty. Would you like to suddenly lose the ability to do anything besides basic attack and dodge?

People talk about the camera and combat in No Straight Roads for some reason but honestly the biggest obstacle for me is how buggy the game is on PS4

Local bingus decides to write book, stays up until 4 am writing the first chapter and eating turkey sticks because her internal clock means nothing anymore

Oh fuck it's 4 in the morning

Haha oops I'm writing a book now

"Hm. Today I think I will have some baked beans with dinner to spruce up my diet"
(10 minutes later)
"Okay so that was a mistake"

Hijinks ensue, and through a series of increasingly ridiculous coincidences MC finds herself surrounded by old friends with new bodies. Very tall, and very pretty bodies. Meanwhile the monster girls catch up with an old friend, who is now very... petite compared to them. And soft. And adorable in glasses.

So who's going to be the first one to break the news that they have a crush?

Imagine, likewise, the roommate getting tf'd by a spider queen and needing to lay low for a while to work through the changes. They go down their contacts list and find their roommate from college— he's the type who wouldn't judge, and his new job netted him a big property out in the boonies. Perfect!

...Except then they show up at the door, and have to come to terms with how cute MC is

A few years after graduating college the MC has come out as trans and started transitioning. Now imagine she opens the door after getting a text from her old roommate, but he's now a 10-foot-tall spider lady

Concept: Monster girl romcom but the monster girls are all post-transformation humans

Nap time over

I'm probably gonna write more tf microfic later today. I'm in a write-y mood.

Something baffling about my personal body positivity is that I'm very much attracted to soft & chubby body types, but I dislike how soft & chubby I am

Me while drawing: I wish I was writing right now
Me while writing: I wish I was drawing right now