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*looking at an illustration of fighting game hitboxes* you mean it's all just rectangles?

astronaut with gun: always has been

I am... just now remembering that I was horny on main yesterday and I don't know how to feel about it

horny on main, kink 

*drinks milkshake*

Oh oops, haha, nothing happened. Guess it doesn't work ;3c

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horny on main, kink 

milkshake that turns you into a big dick cowgirl

Modded rimworld is fun because your android character named Moose will walk into your kitchen, chug five cups of coffee to NO benefit whatsoever, and then dissociate at the dining table for several hours before moving on with their day.

Modded rimworld is fun because your android character named Moose will walk into your kitchen, chug five cups of coffee to NO benefit whatsoever, and then dissociate at the dining table for several hours before moving on with their day.

hey kids, do you know who else was "stuck" at "home"? that's right, our savior, john egbert

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Don't care for the raven because the raven is covered in bones. You will be covered in bones, too, if the sun rises again.

Fun fact, I get fuckloads of trump ads on google because for years I was lurking on that radio station's website to see if they were going to try to dox me

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It is difficult to express the sheer amount of abnormal things that have happened over the course of my life.

Like did y'all know that I got outed publicly and harassed by a christian radio station that might have been connected to my high school band teacher?

me, a young person in 1998, watching mulan, a film about a person coerced by social obligation to adopt an artificial and discomfiting gender role which she must maintain at all times or risk exile, and who will only be accepted in her true gender identity if she surpasses an unrealistically high level of personal achievement far in excess of her cisnormative peers: ... huh

I wanna play VRChat but I need a new VR headset... My current one is very old and outdated...

Concept: games but modded just a little bit to make them perfect for you

me at the start of every fucking yugioh series: oh this'll prolly be okay I guess, the original manga set a high bar idk how they're gonna keep up

me by the end: just fucking sobbing on everything about those good boys

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