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the curse of having glasses is that it's now much harder to rub my eyes

we're all growing as people, and i would like to formally apologize for past remarks such as yelling "what? you don't even look cis" and demanding answer to questions like "what kind of cis are you". i now understand how this was misguided

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We all have "those" people in our lives. That one friend you had a crush on in high school. That one friend you had a crush on yesterday. Your old roommate who always hangs out with you and also you maybe smooch their head every once in a while?

Introducing the platonicule, the solution for all your abstract queer friendship needs! Just buy a villa out in the wilderness and live with everyone in a stable long term relationship, no sex required— but, if you WANTED to... You know.

*looking at an illustration of fighting game hitboxes* you mean it's all just rectangles?

astronaut with gun: always has been

I am... just now remembering that I was horny on main yesterday and I don't know how to feel about it

horny on main, kink 

*drinks milkshake*

Oh oops, haha, nothing happened. Guess it doesn't work ;3c

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horny on main, kink 

milkshake that turns you into a big dick cowgirl

Modded rimworld is fun because your android character named Moose will walk into your kitchen, chug five cups of coffee to NO benefit whatsoever, and then dissociate at the dining table for several hours before moving on with their day.

Modded rimworld is fun because your android character named Moose will walk into your kitchen, chug five cups of coffee to NO benefit whatsoever, and then dissociate at the dining table for several hours before moving on with their day.

hey kids, do you know who else was "stuck" at "home"? that's right, our savior, john egbert

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Don't care for the raven because the raven is covered in bones. You will be covered in bones, too, if the sun rises again.

Fun fact, I get fuckloads of trump ads on google because for years I was lurking on that radio station's website to see if they were going to try to dox me

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It is difficult to express the sheer amount of abnormal things that have happened over the course of my life.

Like did y'all know that I got outed publicly and harassed by a christian radio station that might have been connected to my high school band teacher?

me, a young person in 1998, watching mulan, a film about a person coerced by social obligation to adopt an artificial and discomfiting gender role which she must maintain at all times or risk exile, and who will only be accepted in her true gender identity if she surpasses an unrealistically high level of personal achievement far in excess of her cisnormative peers: ... huh

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