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Always fun to step out of the "queer hypercube" of vibing out online. I ran into a person a couple of years back who didn't understand what a lesbian was. Wild.

My Hot Orc Wife Can't Possibly Be This Gender Affirming (Page 3&4) 

Today I learned how to futz about with csp's comic functions. IT was very educational!!!

Related fun fact: the pen I use for lettering w/ ink with called the Thicc Boi Brush

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the curse of having glasses is that it's now much harder to rub my eyes

we're all growing as people, and i would like to formally apologize for past remarks such as yelling "what? you don't even look cis" and demanding answer to questions like "what kind of cis are you". i now understand how this was misguided

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We all have "those" people in our lives. That one friend you had a crush on in high school. That one friend you had a crush on yesterday. Your old roommate who always hangs out with you and also you maybe smooch their head every once in a while?

Introducing the platonicule, the solution for all your abstract queer friendship needs! Just buy a villa out in the wilderness and live with everyone in a stable long term relationship, no sex required— but, if you WANTED to... You know.

*looking at an illustration of fighting game hitboxes* you mean it's all just rectangles?

astronaut with gun: always has been

I am... just now remembering that I was horny on main yesterday and I don't know how to feel about it

horny on main, kink 

*drinks milkshake*

Oh oops, haha, nothing happened. Guess it doesn't work ;3c

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horny on main, kink 

milkshake that turns you into a big dick cowgirl

Modded rimworld is fun because your android character named Moose will walk into your kitchen, chug five cups of coffee to NO benefit whatsoever, and then dissociate at the dining table for several hours before moving on with their day.

Modded rimworld is fun because your android character named Moose will walk into your kitchen, chug five cups of coffee to NO benefit whatsoever, and then dissociate at the dining table for several hours before moving on with their day.

hey kids, do you know who else was "stuck" at "home"? that's right, our savior, john egbert

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Don't care for the raven because the raven is covered in bones. You will be covered in bones, too, if the sun rises again.

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