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It's wild, honestly. Without twitter I'd be screwed (ha) on sexy content. I'd need itch.io and furaffinity for writing, deviantart (ugh) and pixiv (UGH) for art, soundcloud??? for audio... It'd just be a mess!

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I would actually 100% abandon the birdsite if I could find consistent, my-cup-of-tea pornography literally anywhere else

Completely unrelated, but here's a fun fact about me:

I stutter a lot when I speak, and for whatever reason I can't say the word "caricature" without stuttering. So it sounds like carichter-tercature.

I'd really like to be a big fuck-off terrifying monster so that I could permanently abandon all standards for human attractiveness.

I don't know if other people feel this way, but I spend a really long time building myself up to feel even the slightest bit confident. It takes multiple people telling me that I'm pretty simultaneously for me to believe it.

So when I see that caricature, it breaks all of that down. And when I see it five times, it sets up shop in my brain for the next few weeks. Ya have to be more careful about reclaiming things that are specifically designed to make other people hurt, y'know?

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I get it. You want to reclaim something that was supposed to hurt you. But when I see the same chiseled-jawline, dyed hair, half-shaved caricature of a trans woman FIVE TIMES on my timeline with minor variations of the same Girl Power :) caption I literally want to cry

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It pisses me off so much when people post horribly transphobic political comics with captions like "haha yeah we're badasses like that ;)"

some of us have only been saying this now for 20-something years, but yes i lack the digits when some cis dude tried to cismansplain to me how this was a film about new age philosophy shit, lmao

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Sometimes I worry that my grasp on reality is not as strong as I want it to be...

Just saw a twitch title that read "MY SUB CHALLENGED ME TO BEAT HIS LEVEL IN 2 HOURS" and let me tell you, folks

My mind did NOT immediately go to "subscriber"

You're a fish girl
And you've gone too far
Cuz you know it don't matter anyway

Tag yourself, I'm the person defending Sonic Shuffle in the comments section because "if they just sat and read all of the instructions on this comedy show they do for a living, then the game wouldn't be entirely confusing :/"

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Who will win this time; the Game Grumps as they desperately try to convince somebody that the Sonic game they're playing is awful, or the cavalcade of youtube commenters who are inexplicable experts on every Sonic game ever created?

New Stellaris ascension path: Gender Ascension

Trans women and other consenting transfeminine people being called "wife" always makes my heart so happy

sometimes ill be walking around the house silent as a ninja except for the sounds of my joints popping

all apps are bad but preinstalled apps that have 0 things to do with system functionality and cannot be removed without fucking root access, are the literal devil

VERY lewd 

I exclusively express my femininity by playing hyperviolent VR games completely nude, then straddling my wife to kiss her while sweat drips down my thighs.

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