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did you think raising us on anthropomorphic animals wouldn't have, uh, consequences?

Hahahaha dictionary .com added TERF and didn't buy into the slur shit and just made it a dunk basically and tweeted it and the schadenfreude is more delicious than all the PSLs in the world

Wake me up when bodymodding is powerful enough to give me a cute little kobold snoot

open this post to get Shinx'd 

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u just got Shinx'd

I just want to kiss my wife, flirt with strangers on the internet, and watch hot trash anime while playing a video game that I don't enjoy :/

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It's wild, honestly. Without twitter I'd be screwed (ha) on sexy content. I'd need itch.io and furaffinity for writing, deviantart (ugh) and pixiv (UGH) for art, soundcloud??? for audio... It'd just be a mess!

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I would actually 100% abandon the birdsite if I could find consistent, my-cup-of-tea pornography literally anywhere else

Completely unrelated, but here's a fun fact about me:

I stutter a lot when I speak, and for whatever reason I can't say the word "caricature" without stuttering. So it sounds like carichter-tercature.

I'd really like to be a big fuck-off terrifying monster so that I could permanently abandon all standards for human attractiveness.

I don't know if other people feel this way, but I spend a really long time building myself up to feel even the slightest bit confident. It takes multiple people telling me that I'm pretty simultaneously for me to believe it.

So when I see that caricature, it breaks all of that down. And when I see it five times, it sets up shop in my brain for the next few weeks. Ya have to be more careful about reclaiming things that are specifically designed to make other people hurt, y'know?

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