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me, shaking the pizza delivery guy: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, CHEESE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO TASTE SUGARY

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Why does vegan cheese always taste like the person who invented it hadn't tasted actual cheese in a few years

its like inside my brain is this bratty kid whos fucking everythjng up and then theres also me being an adult and constantly trying to control it and constantly putting out fires and oh my god it is so exhausting it never ends

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Are people like us really so disgusting that we can't be left alone?

Someone needs to explain to cis people that not all women are femmes and not all femmes are women

I should really just make a living off of writing pornography

Of course it's all in my head. They're *my* demons.

(wow that was edgy)

Boost this status if you're gay or if you're gay

Nobody know which one 😏

I've literally had a friend say "Hey this is a cool-looking board game but I only want to play board games that I already know how to play." :/

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Pet peeve: when I know that someone will enjoy something but they refuse to engage because they don't want to try new things

It's like experiencing the overarching time pressure of the ACT but in time loop form. Not good for anxiety

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Majora's Mask is like the only Zelda game I've never beaten because the time mechanic stresses me the fuck out

How are you supposed to feel when a dream truly, genuinely means something to you? When it gives you a feeling that you hold close to your heart for weeks afterwards? It can't just be meaningless— I've already experienced the meaning.

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I know dreams aren't supposed to mean anything, but that sentiment isn't good enough for me.

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