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Kingdom: Two Crowns is amazing because it can either be interpreted as right-wing capitalist or left-wing anticapitalist

They are almost certainly asleep, don't worry. This thot takes 14 hour naps on the regular

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This is a callout post for my friend Emma, told us they were coming over today and then ghosted for 25 gotdamn hours :bunhdthinking:

horny 

Goddddd I just wanna lie in bed and masturbate all day

Witchy Tips #15: Liminal spaces are excellent for witchcraft, but they carry their own dangers. Just as the world around you feels susceptible to change, you open yourself up to change as well. Be cautious.

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Witchy Tips #14: The moon does not carry the same weight as the Earth, and yet its potential energy is far stronger. Feel confident when the moon sways you.

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Witchy Tips #13: In the midnight hours, staring up at a full moon, you will feel a slight emptiness. Grab onto it and hold it close to your chest— then, open your eyes.

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If you ever feel weird about your contributions in college please understand that I was assigned Mary Shelly's Frankenstein no less than five times over the course of my english degree, including multiple full-length papers and exams on it, and I have read Frankenstein exactly 0 times

We have discovered certain phonemes that make my soft palate do a weird trilling thing. Also I stutter

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Witchy Tips #12: Experience can drown out belief, with time. There is no need to believe in something half-heartedly when you can experience it fully.

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Witchy Tips #11: Connecting with your own mindscape and going out-of-body are not the same thing— make sure you know the difference~

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Witchy Tips #10: Out of body experiences are great! Just... y'know...

Be careful about messing with stuff out there

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I'm pretty sure "the final boss becomes impossible if you have a good run" is not what the developers intended

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