The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

Just want one of my characters to go absolutely apeshit

Wanna write an angry story

90% of hot takes actually bad

I can wholesale agree with somebody but they get into a pedantic 100-tweet argument as soon as somebody so much as raises an eyebrow and I feel a burning desire to sweep their leg and start kicking Vento Aureo style

Why is everyone on Twitter so fucking insufferable

I too read Virginia Woolf in a first-year GWS course and decided that clearly piss exclusionism is the only way to save women from the looming threat of systemic sexism

These motherfuckers think that all systemic problems somehow come from women not being able to piss behind a "women only" sign

What do TERFs think even happens in bathrooms

Hehe. We have a patreon now

How much money do I need to hand a doctor to have an animal tail

Also cosmetics only, wins get you a currency that can't be bought, the battle pass equivalent is fuckin FREE? Only $20 for the full game?

It's almost like most battle royales are actually skinner box scams in disguise or somethin

I mean that in a very positive way. If anybody tries to take Fall Guys as a serious competitive game they're gonna look like a dumbass. So all the social pressure of playing a Serious Game That People Care About is gone, and I can just relax

I think the reason I enjoy Fall Guys when I hate battle royale games is because the rounds are short and the game is dumb

I sure love when my mouth hurts

Got my second crown a mere two hours before the shop rotated over, and nabbed my current favorite pattern ^^

I have acquired the dubs

Fast travel by letting your headmate front for a few hours and then wipe your memory of the whole situation

*whispers "get those dubs" in your ear while tapping a sponge*

Fall Guys Hypnosis ASMR — You are a big soft jellybean (personal attention, soft spoken)