The only reason this does not happen every day is because my wife is somewhat touch-averse
The meter is all over the place, and for it to work, you need to place emphasis on all the wrong syllables. For a nursery rhyme— a work of poetry primarily transmitted orally— it’s really difficult to build up that rhythm crucial to establishing it in your memory. This is a minor thing, but it REALLY bugs me
(please keep the darker tone of Tamers please keep the darker tone of Tamers I don't want my favorite season to get memed on)
~ They/Them [plural] or She/Her [singular], please. ~
Nope