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2020 is finally moving into an apartment with decent wifi and an exercise room, and then realizing that the wifi is halfway to being a scam and you can't use the exercise room because of the goddamn corona virus

I'm in that horrible hair place where it's halfway grown out and just. Does not work correctly. I look like a butch lesbian tried to rock a mullet and gave up partway through

Sorry, to clarify: I don't think she needs to *stop* being touch-averse, I'm simply giving an explanation

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The only reason this does not happen every day is because my wife is somewhat touch-averse

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Would very much like to fall asleep surrounded by comfy people

Fun fact: my canines (teeth, not dogs) are actually different shapes. The right one got chipped years ago and isn't as sharp. So I can officially have my fursona do the anime-style single tooth overbite thing

The meter is all over the place, and for it to work, you need to place emphasis on all the wrong syllables. For a nursery rhyme— a work of poetry primarily transmitted orally— it’s really difficult to build up that rhythm crucial to establishing it in your memory. This is a minor thing, but it REALLY bugs me

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Now that I'm not basically sleep deprived, here's a much better drawing

Dammit I missed the opportunity to add a berry hairclip or something

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You've heard of longsword, now get ready for... long gun

Gonna learn how to draw so I can flirt with people exclusively by drawing my fursona with her teeth out

kink shitpost 

Grabbin my wife's kidneys and piloting her like linguini from ratatouille

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kink shitpost 

Vore has been replaced by dual-pilot meat mech roleplay. I'm sorry.

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