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@jordyd @starwall We're probably around the Dog-Worm line, but honestly? we've strayed awfully close to the Worm side of things, we're just a collection of noodles, our arms and legs? noodles. Our torso, neck, and head abstracted from our limbs? Big noodle. We're just noodles upon noodles, just striving to become worms, but with a few light Dog attributes in there still because we can not yet achieve perfection

i really like the idea of a space setting with FTL travel, but no FTL communications, so you have to send any messages or news on physical courier ships

So um... yeah. Everyone, meet Lavender. She's my headmate.

[Hi.]

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sometimes its nice to just build on a formula over time, you know? sometimes you can get a good thing going and just build it up over time, instead of having to knock it down and start over every time

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After an unexpectedly short detour, I can finally proceed with the Silvie's Mine quest. Yay~

Playing Fire Emblem 3 Houses and Dorothea is gay as hell (canon) and trans as fuck (not canon but look at her fucking outfit and tell me she isn't)

dedicating my entire existence and internet presence to getting owned online

I'm playing a very dangerous game: linking to other websites via my Dappervolk profile :P

It'd be real neat if we could just exist without someone getting all uppity about the way we define ourselves

The sound, for those who don't know what the heck I'm talking about:

(cw for loud/harsh noise)

youtu.be/VPGczKUlgd8

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For context I have problems with loud, looping noises. When I was a kid and we'd get a big storm, my parents would understandably leave the weather emergency notice on the TV so they could see what was going on. (Imagine the same harsh noises looping for minutes on end.) At some point it got permanently wired to a switch in my brain that makes me dissociate, so even hearing a similar sound once messes with me.

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The Amber Alert noise on my phone makes me immediately dissociate. This is not a bit. It brings back haunting memories/nightmares of weather channel alerts played on loop

I got these from Walgreens and it took a solid 8 hours for my brain to register the concept. This is an anomalous item and I am afraid to consume it

Okay I know I'm ranting about this at this point but. It baffles me that gamers can look at the concept of the G-man and definitively say "this story is not allowed to end until we know exactly who this guy is and who his employers are." What??

He's a symbolic entity! His whole gig is that he's mysterious and works for something even more mysterious. Do people seriously think that not revealing everything about him is "sequel baiting?"

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I have been going along with "haha valve can't count to three" jokes for so long. Assuming that the reason Valve didn't make HL3 is because it would have to be a huge, bombastic conclusion to the series. Meanwhile the wiki is like

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Wait. Wait.

So you're telling me that all this time, Half-Life 2 doesn't end on like. the world's biggest cliff hanger? And that the mythical Half Life: Episode 3 was basically gonna be Gordon blowing up a boat?????

The fact that people have been fuming over this for years makes me... frustrated

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