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My Hot Orc Wife Can't Possibly Be This Gender Affirming (Page 10) 

clear my schedule, it's time to wife

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but...

For a really long time I thought that I wasn't allowed to be happy. Like the universe was actively trying to fuck me over and make me miserable. And it was all bullshit!

The truth is that I was already happy. I just didn't know it because I didn't know how to be happy, y'know? I thought happiness was this all-encompassing thing like depression.

But it wasn't.

You're allowed to be happy, no matter how temporary it feels.

My Hot Orc Wife Can't Possibly Be This Gender Affirming (Page 9) 

Angry cat vs. Sleepy dumbass who wins

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kind of wish that the originators of the world wide web had considered that white backgrounds are horrible pointless blinding battery hogs, and popularized black backgrounds instead

selfie ec 

I'm tired and on anxiety meds. Here's a tipsy selfie

Sorry for ghosting, I've been playing too much Civ 4

Every time I watch jojos I am reminded of what an absolute shitshow part 3 is

i love how the technical name for a moon that orbits another moon is "subsatellite" but astronomers wont stop calling them "moonmoons"

Oh no I'm making sweeping statements about software formatting using a surface-level understanding of the way software is developed, implemented, and distributed

I'm gonna get dunked on so hard

your reputation with myass has decreased from 205 to -605. you are now despised by myass.

I always forget how whimsical some obscure games are. There's something deeply satisfying about using an SVN client to download the newest version of Ashes of Erebus. That old, deep-web feel that's so hard to explain in the age of Steam and mass marketing

What if we all just acknowledged that Monogatari Series is a good anime despite its flaws and went home

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