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talkin bout anxiety 

Am I the only person who has such horrible anxiety about playing online games

Like I couldn't buy Granblue Versus day one and I had a genuine moment of "wait if I don't buy it day one then I'll be behind on learning the game and if I don't learn the game I'll never be good and if I'm never good then I can never play online because my opponents deserve a proper match"

Uh oh I'm going to have a reputation for watching horny anime now aren't I

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How Not To Summon A Demon Lord was pretty good actually

*you attempt to reciprocate headpaps and immediately impale yourself on a goat horn*

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*pats my own head* this baby can hold so much love and affection

My meat-mech hasn't had a tune up in 23 years and I'm starting to want some upgrades tbh

Hot take: RWBY works as a fighting game roster because a shoestring plot and ultraspecific character abilities that are never fully explained are the *expectation*

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You wanna flirt, huh? Wanna make me all flustered and cute and shit? Try it. Yeah that's right, push me down on that bed babe, you won't. Pin my arms a little bit. I dare you to tenderly kiss my lips while you straddle me. Y-you ain't got nothin on me

Is there a witch power scale or smth? I don't know any other witches so it's hard to gauge whether I've made any progress in the past year

I don't think we're ever going to get away with a conclusive Kingdom Hearts ending

Would people still give me affection if I was goat? Would I be cute? The questions are infinite...

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