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I have to apply for jobs here soon. Hope my future employers don't realize that I spend every day cuddled up in bed sipping chocolate milk while reading lesbian webtoons

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After 23 years of experiences I can confidently say that showers are nice

chocolate almond milk is surprisingly good, but I'm still peeved that I'm not supposed to have lactose so I'm just sort of angrily sipping almond milk like a petulant child

I love wearing shorts but they always ride up on the inside of my thigh

And then my thighs chafe and I'm like ugggghh

Yeah it's 2am and I'm pretty sure I'm spamming timelines so I'm gonna eat ice cream and shut up 😆

The fact that this post applies to so many things makes it even funnier

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Very cool that capitalism has taken what effectively amounts to putting a complicated box in a room and plugging it in and made it incredibly expensive to the point of nearly being unsustainable

Witch Tips #38: Remember to always keep a consistent schedule.

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I wanted to play some minecraft but nah apparently the company who hosts my server had the CEO lock all of the finances and go AWOL

Guess I'm gonna spend the rest of my natural life learning how to do anatomy now, huh

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*has barely drawn anything ever*

hmm today I will draw a bust from the back with hands

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body horror 

oh shit oh fuck I've never drawn anything like this before aaaaa

Like this isn't even us. Our wifi is being managed by the building manager.

I'm baffled that she hasn't fixed this yet, because she wouldn't have been able to work today without wifi either!!

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my gender is the glitchy synth solo at the end of the beginning of the end by nine inch nails

I'm baffled by the fact that Pokemon Battle Arena is still a thing

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