The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

I always remember the game fondly but when I boot it up it's so Crispy™️

Sanctum/Sanctum 2 should really get a re-release

Few things are more emotionally dissonant than watching people you follow dunk on each other

Had a nice cry about the end of the world and job security. Normal wednesday stuff

Ah yes, my favorite indie studio, the kind that spends millions of dollars on marketing

DARK SOULS IS NOT AN INDIE GAME WHAT THE FUCK

Food: is less than a day old

Me: hmm. but is it still good tho?

I don't wanna be awaaaaaaaaaaake

Oh boy 4am, time to crash and probably wake up my wife like an asshole

I hate to pull a "kids these days" but have we really reached the point in games criticism where "camera on right stick, beat-em-up gameplay" is considered wonky and poorly implemented?

Like no seriously I sat down and played for like 3 hours and the worst offense was the camera moving a little bit too fast sometimes. What's the deal?

Ah, I see you're fighting Sayu on hard difficulty. Would you like to suddenly lose the ability to do anything besides basic attack and dodge?

People talk about the camera and combat in No Straight Roads for some reason but honestly the biggest obstacle for me is how buggy the game is on PS4

Local bingus decides to write book, stays up until 4 am writing the first chapter and eating turkey sticks because her internal clock means nothing anymore

Oh fuck it's 4 in the morning

Haha oops I'm writing a book now

"Hm. Today I think I will have some baked beans with dinner to spruce up my diet"
(10 minutes later)
"Okay so that was a mistake"

Hijinks ensue, and through a series of increasingly ridiculous coincidences MC finds herself surrounded by old friends with new bodies. Very tall, and very pretty bodies. Meanwhile the monster girls catch up with an old friend, who is now very... petite compared to them. And soft. And adorable in glasses.

So who's going to be the first one to break the news that they have a crush?