The Thot has Begone @RowanBerry@computerfairi.es

Just wait until I'm like 80 and my grandkids are desperately trying to convince me that no, it's okay, the world isn't exploding anymore, we fixed a bunch of societal problems and I'm just there hissing through my teeth because there's no way it was that easy

I'm only going to get more and more bitter as I get older, huh

*holds bubbles over the chao transporter like the fucking companion cube*

bubbles: abababa

me, crying: I'm sorry. You became a swim type. You cannot be allowed to exist on this emulated memory card

Smart people: Okay so I've bred my S/S/S/D/D chao with a B/C/E/S/S chao to get a maximum stat S/S/S/S/S chao. Now I let it reincarnate 3 times, give it one of every animal, ensuring that it becomes a Chaos Chao of my preferred alignment, which is Neutral. Now I can ace the Chao Race and get the final medals that I need to 100% the game—

Me: This one is named bubbles and I gave him too many penguins

I'm going to 100% SA2

Like bro that is a real human being with hopes and dreams. They probably have anxiety. Why the fuck are you asking them if they're a virgin in chat

People who hit on vtubers make me so uncomfortable

Not yandere mode like "don't date anyone besides me," yandere mode like "I know we're both into knife play, and I have decided that I am the one who is going to be doing the knifing"

2021 is the year where the political landscape collapses and I got full yandere mode, immediately seducing like 5 of my friends

I'm going to take all the anger that I point inwards at myself and point it outwards and immediately destroy all of my social and parasocial relationships

I'm a few more months of Everything Happening All The Time away from going completely apeshit

All of the media I love is awful and there's nothing I can do about it anymore. I feed off of it now. I'm a bad taste media vampire. Don't talk to me unless you have an unsettling knowledge of b-list JRPGs and c-list arthouse animation laced with the objectification of women

*actually watching anime* :)

*thinking about anime* :/

*analyzing anime critically* :(

I pulled an all-nighter :/

I'm not a yandere but I will pretend to have that personality type for the sake of sexual tension