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Waiting for my wife to finally disown me as i ask her for the 40th time today whether she has heard about "video games"

@alahmnat@snouts.online red fox cubs are called "kits" i believe, so maybe "kit"? It sounds the same as short-for-kitten, is the only downside

@ink_slinger i was very sure you got into dancing at the start of that post and realized i was wrong by the end of it

@ink_slinger i was offline exactly during when this meme crystalized so I'm just about as lost

Came back after two hours and everyone was talking about wolves lmao

i leave for two hours and that many wolves enter all of you what's up

real talk i have never opened a fortune cookie and not felt immediately personally attacked

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defining a horniness spectrum of coin-trick characters that goes from "nuh-uh" Drifter from Destiny to "yes please" Connor from Detroit: BH

Lewd, bad video game 

@opendork he probably hates it and that only makes me hornier for Connor / Hank

when someone tells me they are building their game in game maker

Lewd, bad video game 

Connor: i like dogs!

Me: you need to s t o p...

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Lewd, bad video game 

The only thing that makes me madder than Detroit BH's awful writing is how hot and bothered twink Android cop makes me

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